✪1.
老師:「蔡少爺最近走路都用拖行的,麻煩員外、夫人協助提醒。」
爸爸:「已警告不肖小犬不可拖行,不然就修理到只能拖行。」
老師:「謝謝老爺令人不寒而栗的警告…」(噗)
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✪7.班上如果有那麼勤勞些聯絡簿的學生老師的頭也很痛。
✪8.
學生:「今天我阿嬤家的狗受傷了…」
老師:「祝阿嬤早日康復!」
爸爸:「是狗,認真看!」
老師:「…Sorry!沒看清楚!」
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如果那時我們的老師有那麼幽默就好了,就不用寫聯絡簿寫的心驚膽顫了...